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[edit] Willacy man's shooting death does not appear to be drug related - Monitor

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[edit] Found Footage Festival finds humor in old videos - Seattle Post Intelligencer

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[edit] The Onion takes a lick at American Airlines - Dallas Morning News

1 December 2008, by

[edit] AIRLINE BIZ Blog | The Dallas Morning News

1 December 2008, by unknown The Onion, that great newspaper of fake news, is reporting that American Airlines will begin charging non-customers for such things as luggage in their closet, $15 per bag; traveling on other airlines, $25; and a surcharge for people ...

[edit] D-Day: Happy Birthday, Recession!

1 December 2008, by dday (A headline in the satirical newspaper The Onion captured the problem perfectly: "Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble to Invest In.") As long as public spending is pushed along with reasonable speed, it should arrive in plenty ...

[edit] Global Gloom and other encouraging word combinations « Wide Awake ...

1 December 2008, by unknown Meanwhile, to the good folks at The Onion: My rates are steep, but you need me. And you can’t put a price tag on quality like mine. Actually, on second thought, you can, and it’s in the six figures.) ...

[edit] Global Gloom and other encouraging word combinations December 1, 2008

1 December 2008, by So I have these moments where I come up with a thought that makes me think I may be really smart. Crazy smart. Einstein smart. And then I hear a cricket chirping and forget what I was thinking about. Seriously though, I have a line of thinking going, and it seems pretty good. For starters, what better way to get the masses into ‘herd think’ and control their actions than to scare the crap out of them?  All these headlines we’re battered with daily are an excellent case in point: “Economic downto

[edit] Lean Leftovers | Signal Tribune Newspaper

1 December 2008, by unknown In blender or food processor fitted with metal blade, combine oil, sugar, vinegar, onion, lime juice, salt, mustard and paprika; process until smooth. With motor running, add 1 teaspoon papaya seeds and process until seeds are coarsely ...

[edit] House of Burgess - On the effectiveness of effects' - Ukiah Daily Journal

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[edit] Obama is Hitler? WTF? - OpEdNews

1 December 2008, by

[edit] Online newspaper comment of the week, Nov. 29 « Swimmin’ Hole!

1 December 2008, by unknown This entry was posted on December 1, 2008 at 8:46 am and is filed under newspapers. Tagged: newspaper comments, Sammy Sosa. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from ...

[edit] RESTAURANT INSPECTION REPORT - The Newark Advocate

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[edit] Perpetuating Memory - Russia Profile

1 December 2008, by

[edit] Remove onion smell from hands | Frugal Village

30 November 2008, by unknown Ever get onion smell on your hands when cooking? I always seem to forget little tips to remedy this.

[edit] Kitchen confidential | Profile: Tana Ramsay - Scotsman

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[edit] How to Make Web Ads Effective - The Moderate Voice

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[edit] Successful athletes make good on ability and not words - Chicago Daily Herald

21 November 2008, by

[edit] “The Iraq War is Over”

12 November 2008, by Today many New Yorkers were given the faux-copies of The New York Times with that banner headline.  Other stories concocted by this liberal cadre of volunteers announced that universities would now be free to attend, ex-secretary apologizes for W.M.D scare and Thomas Friedman was resigning.  Even the ads are fake. Unlike the Onion, the issue is not laugh out loud funny but it is clever and attention-getting, now going viral.  Now that (more…)

[edit] See you in Oakland on Thurs evening: Panel on Travel

12 November 2008, by I'll be speaking on a panel about travel on Thursday, Nov 13 at 7pm  in Oakland. It's for a great cause: a benefit for the Center for Independent Living (CIL). At 6pm there's a hosted reception catered by Glass Onion Catering and silent auction. The authors event begins at ...

[edit] 11/3: Caught On Tape

3 November 2008, by Lately, the conservative blogosphere has been obsessed with various audio and video tapes that they believe to be damaging to Barack Obama's presidential prospects. Conservative bloggers spent the early part of last week buzzing about a 2001 audio clip (which was hyped by Matt Drudge) ...

[edit] Mosio - Mosio Mobile Search // grooviekenn: How old is The Onion ...

31 October 2008, by unknown The Onion was founded in 1988 and originally published in Madison, Wisconsin. 20 years! -hunter (116Q / 394A) Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:22pm. Comments:. how would you know? haha. -GabrielMacias (116Q / 131A) Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:03pm ...

[edit] Accepting a High Failure Rate for Creativity

30 October 2008, by The Onion is consistently hilarious. For those who don't know, The Onion is a spoof newspaper with satirical headlines and a few paragraphs of fake quotes and commentary. The radio show This American Life recently reported on how The Onion ...

[edit] 10/29: Fighting To The Finish

29 October 2008, by With six days to go before the election, liberal and conservative bloggers are doing whatever they can to help their preferred candidate win each news cycle. Lefty bloggers are currently slamming John McCain's health care plan (again) after his adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin made some arguably ...

[edit] The Art of Invention (On The Media: Friday, 24 October 2008)

27 October 2008, by The Onion News Network does for video what the Onion newspaper does for print – satire of current events and the media themselves. So how do they pull off a near dead-on approximation of an actual newscast? Executive producer Will Graham and head ...

[edit] 10/23: Al-Qaeda Endorsements And Shopping Sprees

23 October 2008, by Back in April, conservative bloggers (along with John McCain) criticized Barack Obama after a Hamas spokesperson made positive comments about the IL senator. Now left-wing bloggers are giving their right-wing counterparts a taste of their own medicine. Liberal bloggers are buzzing about the ...

[edit] Freelance Sports News Anchor/Reporter - THE ONION NEWS NETWORK

21 October 2008, by unknown Job Description: The Onion News Network is seeking people with previous sports broadcasting experience. We are a satirical, web based, off shoot of the The Onion newspaper. We produce a series of satirical, scripted webvideos designed ...

[edit] Writers Of Satirical Newspaper, The Onion, Deny Knowledge Of Otters

18 October 2008, by I have been a fan of The Onion for many years. Its authors have mastered the art of news satire, and although they’re often irreverent, they’re equal opportunity lampooners. I always wondered what The Onion’s writers were like in person, and yesterday my wish to know them better came true at the National Press Club. The writers are “20-30 somethings” with a wicked sense of humor and a healthy dose of self-confidence. They describe themselves as “schlubs” who have many “schlubby” friends. Most

[edit] The Onion in History

12 October 2008, by A momentous occasion:- America’s Finest News Source is now, officially, quite old. “In late 1783, change was sweeping the Western world. The Revolutionary War had drawn to a close, the Treaty of Paris had been signed, Mozart’s Great Mass was performed for the first ...

[edit] The Onion Newspaper Stand « Monica Yoo

20 September 2008, by Monica Yoo The Onion Newspaper Stand. 20Sep08. Posted by monicayoo on Natuba. Filed under: Uncategorized |. No Responses to “The Onion Newspaper Stand”. Feed for this Entry Trackback Address. No Comments ...

[edit] Onion Promotions Internship

5 September 2008, by Onion Promotions Internships The Onion began as a college humor newspaper in Madison, Wisconsin in 1988. During the ensuing 15 years, it expanded to five markets (Madison, Milwaukee, Chicago, Denver/Boulder, and New York), launched a popular website, and ...

[edit] 9/3: Criticizing The Criticism

3 September 2008, by Conservative bloggers generally approved of Day 2 of the RNC, and they were particularly impressed by Fred Thompson's speech. However, the focus remains squarely on Sarah Palin. Like John McCain's chief strategist, righty bloggers are furious at what they perceive to be the ...

[edit] Powers Hamburgers: A Fort Wayne, Indiana, Treasure (Just Like Major Frank Burns)

27 August 2008, by Editor's Note: A few weeks ago, J. G. Wallace, a former food-service professional, avid cook, devout foodie, and newspaper food writer, contacted AHT about Powers Hamburgers in Fort Wayne, Indiana. "Powers is an often overlooked player on the slider scene," he wrote. "They come very ...

[edit] Not The LAT In 90 Seconds

21 August 2008, by Our favorite fake newspaper is back (no offense to The Onion). Here are some highlights: 8ball.jpg Sam Zell buys California: He replaces the legislature with a Magic 8 Ball and orders a 15 percent reduction in the number of state residents. hartenstein.jpg ...

[edit] IPHONES, GAMEBOXES, ALL KIND OF I-TECHS FOR LESS (NYC - Long Island) $16

21 August 2008, by 8:07 PM 8/20/2008   His acting career extends from 1950 onwards for almost six decades and he worked with three generations of people in the film industry Though young he used to play the dignified roles of relatively elderly people at the beginning He is a versatile character ...

[edit] Does This Look Like 'Your' Community Phonebook?

18 August 2008, by 2008_0818_phonebook.jpg A reader from Glover Park sent in this image of the cover of this year's Northwest D.C. Your Community PhoneBook, which was recently delivered to residents in the wealthier parts of the city. According to the Community PhoneBook web site, the ...

[edit] The Early George Carlin 1956-1970

17 August 2008, by George_carlin_young When a celebrity dies, the varied newspaper obituaries rarely reveal anything that isn't common knowledge. However, in the case of the late George Carlin, even some of his most fervent fans were likely surprised to find out that he was once a member ...

[edit] And If Obama Loses... What Then, Medialand? (Politics)

29 July 2008, by Political thinking, wrote Orwell, suffers from a universal problem. “People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome.” You’d think by now that sentence would be printed and tacked ...

[edit] The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

25 July 2008, by Our morning show’s political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Posted by TheOnion

[edit] Quick Roundup 345

18 July 2008, by By Gus Van Horn from Gus Van Horn,cross-posted by MetaBlog Excellent Satire This Onion story would be funnier if it didn't so well characterize the dominant Keynesian view of economics held by our politicians and chattering classes, as well as the Pragmatism that is effectively ...

[edit] The Onion’s Green Issue

15 July 2008, by Fun reading:  The Onion’s (obligatory) Green Issue

[edit] I Just Love My Meddling Legislators!

2 July 2008, by California's newspaper reporters are on the beat, seeing what citizens think of the brand-new cell phone ban (no phones in cars if you're under 18, headsets only if you're older). From Marin: "I love it," said Alex Chapman, 25, of Terra Linda. "I don't like talking on my phone ...

[edit] Onion Promotions Internships - The Onion - Austin, TX

2 July 2008, by The Onion began as a college humor newspaper in Madison, Wisconsin in 1988. During the ensuing 15 years, it expanded to five markets (Madison, Milwaukee... (From The Onion)

[edit] Hickory BBQ Joint Celebrates 55 Years of Operation

26 June 2008, by (Restaurants News and Information) Shells BarBQ a local diner landmark with 50 plus years of serving barbecue hot dogs burgers and other American delights to the Hickory area was recently featured in the Hickory Daily Record a daily newspaper in the North Carolina ...

[edit] 6/23: Welcome To The General Election, Netroots!

23 June 2008, by In what the Washington Post describes as "his most substantive break with the Democratic Party's base since becoming the presumptive nominee," Barack Obama announced his support of the controversial new FISA legislation. The netroots fiercely oppose this ...

[edit] From the Album “The Best of Buzz Carlton”

10 June 2008, by From the Album “The Best of Buzz Carlton” Posted in Country, Singer/Songwriter, Blues, Country Folk, Music, Buzz Carlton, Get it at I-Tunes, Best Song of 2008, Fastest Rising New Star, Fastest Rising Star, Buy Buzz's New Album, Buy Buzz's Album, Sun Sessions Again, Rascal Flatts, George Strait, Kenny Chesney, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Carrie Underwood, Tim Mcraw, Brad Paisley, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, Neil Young, Toby Keith, Jimmy Buffett, Taylor Swift, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Alison K

[edit] Watch The Onion in DVD Form - The Onion Movie to be released in June!

23 May 2008, by If you are a big fan of The Onion online newspaper (www.theonion.com) and have a taste for their online news videos you can stream from their website, then you will be pleased to the point of paralysis to hear Fox is releasing The Onion Movie on DVD on June 3rd. How is it I haven’t heard about this until now?! From The Onion Movie press release: “From the sharp minds of Robert Siegel and Todd Hanson, long-time editors and writers for The Onion newspaper and website, The Onion Movie presents

[edit] A satirical newspaper.

8 May 2008, by elheller

[edit] Home | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

30 August 2007, by brandongage The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is an award-winning publication covering world, national, and * local issues. It is updated daily online and distributed weekly in select American cities.

[edit] Chief Magazine: Joe Garden Interview

14 July 2007, by jackszwergold A great interview that touches on what it was really like working for The Onion.

[edit] Bar Skanks Announce Plans To Kiss | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

25 June 2007, by cphsherb