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[edit] An Open Letter To A Democrat Majority « Half-Baked Sourdough

4 December 2008, by unknown What are you going to do when all of us wage-earners are down there, and there’s nobody left to TAX?? The joke is on you, though. No matter how much you take, we will find ways of making more (unless you put us into prison, ...

[edit] Aging « View From a New Vrindaban Ridge

4 December 2008, by unknown Possibly related posts: (automatically generated). Funny of the Day · Apology · - Tax Jokes - Tax Collector · Futurama: The Beast With a Billion Backs Ramps Up the Raunch. Leave a Reply. Name (required). Mail (will not be published) ...

[edit] Economic Fix: No 2008 Income Tax « LukeAmerica2020

4 December 2008, by unknown Louie Gohmert, a Republican congressman from Texas, has a common sense solution for our economic woes … no bailouts, no stimulus, and no income tax … a refreshing idea of actually putting more money into circulation. ...

[edit] Top 5 possible contenders for Hillary Clinton's Senate seat - Examiner.com

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[edit] Accountant jokes and fun: 50% sacked. 50% to stay

4 December 2008, by unknown Accountant jokes and fun. Jokes, links, fun stories and quotes relating to accountants, accountancy and tax related topics. (Further suggestions welcome by way of comments on the items below or by email to: Mark AT BookMarkLee.co.uk) ...

[edit] Longtime Grayslake fire chief moving on - Waukegan News Sun

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[edit] FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily, not just a joke anymore, the future ... - Australia.TO

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[edit] My mortgage is paid off, now what? John Kass - Chicago Tribune

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[edit] Gentrification in Providence - Socialist Worker Online

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[edit] George S May Blog | Your Tax Money is now advertising revenue

4 December 2008, by unknown With this news many jokes of course followed. Politicians, pundits, and others have been calling it Taxpayer field since Tuesday’s announcement. If you ask me it’s really no surprise the Mets would take this kind of stance. ...

[edit] Juggling act - Malaysia Star

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[edit] The speech the Queen SHOULD have made - Daily Mail

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[edit] Tax loss selling: The silver lining in the stock market decline ...

3 December 2008, by unknown Even with the tax advantages of tax loss selling, make sure you are selling because you don’t think the stock is a good long term investment, not just because you get a tax break. —Karin Mizgala. Karin Mizgala is a Vancouver-based ...

[edit] A's talk of new stadium closer to BART - San Francisco Chronicle

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[edit] 'Icon' led with passion, humor - Minneapolis Star Tribune

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[edit] Flouquet joke ‘will reach White House’ » News » This Is Guernsey

2 December 2008, by unknown I agree that a lot of good work is being done to communicate the true status of Guernsey - such a pity it will be undermined by Flouquet’s ‘joke’. The information is relevant to tax specialists - but as we all know, politicians will go ...

[edit] Cecil Fielder Is Your Latest Athlete to Land in IRS/Tax-Related ...

29 November 2008, by unknown ... tax lien against his estranged son, Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder. Well, at least it's genetic. What? If you don't find unfunny hereditary tax jokes at least kind of laughable, I don't want to know you anyway. ...

[edit] New £5billion stealth tax on jobs hidden in pre-Budget report - Telegraph.co.uk

28 November 2008, by

[edit] New £5billion stealth tax on jobs hidden in preBudget report

28 November 2008, by No wonder this week's effort by the Chancellor felt like a rerun of Life on Mars but without the charm drama or jokes writes Ian Cowie.

[edit] Credit Crunchers

13 November 2008, by How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. … What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four. … Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon. … Q: What’s the difference between a merchant bank and Katie Price? A: Both are institutions whose r

[edit] Quotes, "Someone set up us the Obama!" Edition!

7 November 2008, by I'd like to live again in a country that doesn't think torture is funny. -- xyr, Hullabaloo, comments So David Duke thinks I’m a jackass, I think I’ll still be able to get to sleep tonight with no problems. -- Matt T., Sadly, No!, comments I always thought that the fundamental flaw in the constitution ...

[edit] Media continue to uncritically report McCain campaign attacks on their coverage, but case studies still show disparate c...

5 November 2008, by Throughout the 2008 general election campaign, the media uncritically reported complaints by Sen. John McCain's campaign that they favored his opponent in their coverage of the presidential race, while making little attempt to assess the accuracy of those complaints or to confirm or refute them. In ...

[edit] Waiting

4 November 2008, by I hate waiting. Everyone I know hates to wait, but I'm really bad about it, especially if I want to know something I think is really important. So yes, I'm stressing right now and I think a lot of us are. This election really is different from any we have seen before, and not because of race or gender. ...

[edit] Obama drug use raised

22 October 2008, by Back in May of last year, I noted an aide to John McCain attacking Barack Obama's past drug use ("Obama wouldn't know the difference between an RPG and a bong") and suggested that we might see a similar tactic this fall: Given Obama's racial background, the danger is that these attacks will be used ...

[edit] We Are All Joe the Plumber

21 October 2008, by It's official. In less than a week the Dinosaur Media have already spent more time and effort investigating Joe Wurzelbacher, a regular guy who had the temerity to ask Obama a question, than they have spent in the past year investigating the candidate. It wasn't even a "gotcha" question, but Obama, unable to see his teleprompter from Joe's front lawn, accidentally blurted out something that betrayed his actual, i.e. socialist, views."It's not that I want to punish your success. I want to make su

[edit] Ranhill Worley

20 October 2008, by Envelope sent by LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) A True story… A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes: LHDN CLERK : ‘Boleh bagi alamat encik?’ (Can you give me your address?) TAXPAYER : ‘Hantar ke Ranhill Worley.’ (Send to Ranhill Worley) LHDN CLERK : ‘Ranhill… eja macam mana?’ (err… How to spell Ranhill?) TAXPAYER : ‘R.. for Rumah… A for A

[edit] Covering the March to Whatever Canada’s White House is Called: Entry Two

14 October 2008, by The cards don't lie! Canada, as you probably did not know, is holding an election on October 14th. Fittingly, Gustafun will be devoting nearly 20% of its resources to keeping up with the breakneck pace of this campaign for prime minister. The results of this week’s journalistic toiling: Issues and predictions! Canadians are grudgingly marching to the polls today to elect an impotent minority government with a mandate for absolutely nothing. Prime Minister Stephen Harper, the leader of the Co

[edit] Bailout Didn’t Work. We Should Have Used This Plan…

9 October 2008, by So I got this email forward.And being the non-financial wizard that I am, it made sense in a dumb ass kind of way. I am guessing this would cause some serious inflation issues, but what do I know. I am not in finance. Read on. I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- c

[edit] When Veganism is Mentioned as Feminist/Anti Oppression Work

1 October 2008, by October 1st was declared ‘world vegetarian day’ (http://www.worldvegetarianday.org/) by a North American vegetarian society, and then later recognized in 1978 by the World Vegetarian Union. Whatever that means. Even for me, there are more important recognitions in this month (the wikipedia actually ...

[edit] Who Creates the Jobs?

1 October 2008, by It is an interesting question, because under the Republicans & Harper, the emphasis is on Big Business. You know, like General Motors and Volvo, and on Exxon and the big Mining Companies . After all, they do donate the large bucks to the Political Machines like the Republicans & Harper. In fact, they bankroll them to a rather interesting tune, but do they create the most jobs? Truth be told, it is the small business that does, not the huge mining companies, big auto makers, or oil comp

[edit] funny jokes - tax jokes - tax collector

29 September 2008, by quotes a man walks into a restaurant with his pet alligator under his arm. “do you serve tax collectors?”, he asks the barman. “of course”, says the barman. “well,”... please visit the site to read the rest. thank you,

[edit] funny jokes - tax jokes - tax collector

29 September 2008, by Sms Jokes “do you serve tax collectors?”, he asks the barman. “of course”, says the barman. “well,” replies the man, “i’ll have a beer, and my alligator will have a tax collector. posted in comedy, entertainment, funny, funny jokes, funny stuff, ...

[edit] All rather taxing

23 September 2008, by Time to return to the simplest tax system of all By Nury Vittachi * With the financial crisis in full flow, we’re going to talk about money. Our topic today, boys and girls, is “tax and tax-collectors”. The word “tax” comes from the word “attacks”, and refers to what tax-collectors do to taxpayers. They attack us and take our money. Now I know what you’re thinking. Isn’t it against the law to attack people and take their money? Yes it is—but

[edit] All rather taxing

23 September 2008, by Time to return to the simplest tax system of all By Nury Vittachi * With the financial crisis in full flow, we’re going to talk about money. Our topic today, boys and girls, is “tax and tax-collectors”. The word “tax” comes from the word “attacks”, and refers to what tax-collectors do to taxpayers. They attack us and take our money. Now I know what you’re thinking. Isn’t it against the law to attack people and take their money? Yes it is—but

[edit] Investment Advice

19 September 2008, by If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle  &nb

[edit] Taxes - Federal Income Tax - BusinessTaxRecovery.com

26 August 2008, by nesta2099 Good source for free information on taxes.

[edit] "Media Matters"; by Jamison Foser

22 August 2008, by Coverage of candidates' ability to relate to voters ignores their policy positions With Barack Obama and John McCain each trying portray the other as an out-of-touch, wealthy elitist, there's one thing missing from media coverage of the skirmish: an assessment of what the two candidates' policy positions ...

[edit] Jeff Walden: Gorham to Crawford Notch: Welcome to the Land of the Fee

18 August 2008, by July 8 (0.0; 297.9 total, 1876.1 to go; -15.0 from pace, -152.1 overall) I set my alarm for fairly early the next morning as I plan to walk into town to Welsh???s for breakfast. As it turns out, I wake up just as Dan and Leah are leaving to hit the trail again. After they leave I notice a 2008 thru-hiker???s ...

[edit] McCain Jokes About His Definition Of The Rich

18 August 2008, by Last night, during his Saddleback Church presidential forum, Pastor Rick Warren asked both Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) and Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) to “define rich.” With regard to tax brackets, “where do you move from middle class to rich?” Warren asked. McCain, however, dismissed Warren’s question, ...

[edit] re:Black Man Confesses to Murder of White Father for Fried Chicken (Ob

10 August 2008, by First of all,the article never said that this guy was killed over a bucket of chicken. Do you work for TMZ? And what does this have to do with Obama? There is no way in hell that Obama is going to win the election. Obama is like Sanjaya was to last year's American Idol. They'll keep him around,but in ...

[edit] Men’s Speech Patterns

7 August 2008, by 1. "I can’t find it" MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. 2. "That’s women’s work" MEANS: It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless. 3. "Will you marry me?" MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can’t find the washer, and there’s no peanut butter left 4. "It’s a guy thing." MEANS: There’s no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. 5. "Can I help with dinner?" MEANS: Why isn’t it alread

[edit] Bits and bites - Thursday August 7th

7 August 2008, by Ok, its really still Wednesday here in my time zone, but I’d really like to sleep in tomorrow, so I’m blogging tonight. An Olympian has bared all for PETA in China, to protest cruelty to animals. Amanda Beard, an American swimmer, posed nude with hands discreetly covering her bits and pieces. China is one of the worlds top exporters in furs, but PETA claims that the methods they use are cruel, inhumane and brutal. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/080806/sports/oly2008_swim_usa_beard_protest_ani

[edit] More Than Mixed Messages

5 August 2008, by So what are the colors of hypocrisy, and why are so many Republicants so proud to fly those rags?� We've all gotten to watch over the last several days, as the Republican fanbois hail their mighty heroes in Washington ... for putting on the "#don'tgo" show. � These fragile little toddlers are hailing ...

[edit] Happy Birthday to the Blog

3 August 2008, by This August marks the first birthday of the Fast Up Front Blog.  Over the past year we have written on average about three posts per week covering a wide range of topics of interest (hopefully!) to the small business owner.  I’d like to highlight some of the topics we covered, and our evolution as a blog to becoming the FastUpFront Blog that we are now, in August 2008. August 2007 We began very focused on financing side of things - looking at factoring, loans, government grants and other al

[edit] Vauxhall Ellesmere Plant Being Eyed For Euro Volt Production (2010 Chevy Volt)

25 July 2008, by The Financial Times brings news that GM is studying Vauxhall's Ellesmere Port plant on Merseyside as a European production base for what will be known stateside as the Chevy Volt. Easy jokes about an all-electric British-manufactured car aside, this news comes contrary to earlier reports that ...

[edit] BlogBites for July 23, 2008

24 July 2008, by From http://kawaiicelia.wordpress.com:" You have to see the movie to fully appreciate the greatness that is Heath Ledger. It ’ s his last performance and undoubtedly the best in his career. It ’ s a shame that he ’ s not here to celebrate the success of The Dark Knight, but the movie is definitely a ...

[edit] Farmer And The Horse

24 July 2008, by Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’ Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’ Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’ The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ The farme

[edit] Piss In This Cup You Lazy Freeloader!

23 July 2008, by THIS GUY SAYS IT WELL.. This was written by a construction worker in Fort Mac Murray…he sure makes a lot of sense………… I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig site for a Fort Mac [...]

[edit] A Man For All Seasons

23 July 2008, by One of the repeated slams on Senator Barack Obama is that he "flip-flops." That he changes his positions as the wind blows, that he reverses himself on key issues depending on the group whose favor he is courting. I've been thinking about that, and I think that that is unfair. Obama doesn't flip-flop. ...

[edit] Regular Black Guy Posts July 22, 2008(Part II)

22 July 2008, by Whoops! GOPers Attack Obama For Flying In Aircraft He Criticized — But McCain Did Same! via TPM Election Central by Greg Sargent on 7/22/08 Republicans are trying to argue that they’ve caught Obama in a gaffe because he flew into Jordan today in an Osprey aircraft — despite the fact that last year he spoke out against funding the aircraft, describing it as wasteful. It’s not the most devastating hit ever launched. And it doesn’t seem to be getting lots of traction today. But alas for th