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[edit] An old lady dies...... - TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum
20 November 2008, by unknown Jokes and funny stories The section for all the zany and humorous stuff. Post your favourite jokes and funniest pictures here, also videos from youtube etc can be posted here. TeakDoor Hosting · Advertise on TeakDoor ...
[edit] Woman Rule....... Sometimes
19 November 2008, by unknown Lame jokes, 6362 ..... When you are scared -- I will take the pi$$ out of you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit your whining. ...
[edit] Laugh IT Out: The Killer Jigsaw Puzzle
18 November 2008, by Administrator ... marriage jokes (43); medical jokes (2); microsoft (2); misc (26); mother-in-law (1); mr bean (1); naghty jokes (4); obama (4); Office Jokes (53); old people (12); oneliners (8); OS Wars (2); osama (1); pi (1); Poetry Jokes (1) ...
[edit] Clothing/Apparel - Men’s
16 November 2008, by Administrator Flush with witty bon mots, zany puns, sarcastic quips, edgy one-liners, and jokes so funny they are positively obscene, our humorous novelty t-shirt collection is second to none. From clever geek-chic computer speak tees for the lovable ...
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16 November 2008, by Yoga Instructer The Loyal Wife : Wife Jokes. There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my ...
[edit] Hoax Forum | Very funny jokes about relationships..
15 November 2008, by unknown “When one thing is a thing the other thing is also a thing bt more of a thing then the last thing multiplied to the value of pi, Whats the point of what i just said? The other thing is tastier than Pi” Im lonely downer ...
[edit] AT THE MOVIES : Mirrors Review
14 November 2008, by Captain There are quite a few in-jokes for horror fans, as well as a general 'relish' for the genre which shows that someone who loves horror movies is behind the camera. That said, if you 'don't get it' then this film will be something of a ...
[edit] Politics is no laughing matter to Paula Poundstone - Seattle Post Intelligencer
14 November 2008, by
| <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/0i-0&fd=A&url=http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ae/387725_Poundstone14.html&cid=0&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNGW2_8ZXJtoH4537AFlcDco21KjDA"><img src=http://news.google.com/news?imgefp=bS1Ebq5B15YJ&imgurl=seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20081114/226poundstone14.jpg width=64 height=80 alt="" border=1> Seattle Post Intelligencer</a> | <img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/0-0&fd=A&url=http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ae/387725_Poundstone14.html&cid=0&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNGW2_8ZXJtoH4537AFlcDco21KjDA">Politics is no laughing matter to Paula Poundstone</a> Seattle Post Intelligencer - <nobr>Nov 13, 2008</nobr> The Seattle PI talked to her the morning after Election Day. PI: America woke up Nov. 5 thinking last night was a dream, but it wasn't. ... |
[edit] Let Me Count the Ways - Laugh Lines - Humor - New York Times Blog
13 November 2008, by unknown Why do I get the feeling this is just a buildup for a bad e^(i*pi) joke…. — Posted by Kevo. 3. November 13th, 2008 9:58 pm. LOLs. — Posted by Alex.D. 4. November 13th, 2008 11:15 pm. I can’t wait for the next episode! — Posted by JimK ...
[edit] Holy Geez, I Voted! (E-Day plus 3) - Loudoun Times
7 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/1-0&fd=A&url=http://www.loudountimes.com/blogs/playstation36wii/2008-11-07/holy-geez-i-voted-e-day-plus-3/&cid=0&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNHAcCNMO86IDKRWFsD1BU0MRbsCYQ">Holy Geez, I Voted! (E-Day plus 3)</a> Loudoun Times, VA - <nobr>Nov 7, 2008</nobr> In the spirit of choosing sides, our idiotic observations progressed into heated debates of who would win in a fight between Magnum PI's mustache and ... |
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[edit] Total candor can be a test of a relationship - Seattle Post Intelligencer
5 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/3-0&fd=A&url=http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/hax/386483_hax1106.html&cid=1267514053&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNHjoPhG6BIcYzqPmMTHj5EyadueMA">Total candor can be a test of a relationship</a> Seattle Post Intelligencer - <nobr>Nov 5, 2008</nobr> Carolyn Hax's column runs in the PI Monday through Saturday, and every day at seattlepi.com. Send e-mail to tellme@washpost.com; or write: Tell Me About It, ... |
[edit] Students stay 'Up 'Til Dawn' - The Orion
5 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/2-0&fd=A&url=http://www.theorion.com/home/news/2008/11/05/News/Students.Stay.up.til.Dawn-3524781.shtml&cid=1267146054&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNGqjBT6P-R9gtjzH5p1ySmFqO2ePw">Students stay 'Up 'Til Dawn'</a> The Orion, CA - <nobr>Nov 4, 2008</nobr> Alpha Delta Pi sorority sent 90 members to the event, sending a total of about 4500 letters, said junior Brieann Spalding. "This is very near and dear to ... |
[edit] ASU postgame - Corvallis Gazette Times
2 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/5-0&fd=A&url=http://www.gazettetimes.com/gtblogs/cliff_kirkpatrick/%3Fp%3D525&cid=0&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNEI41PB56xkX1VlsEltKFzBHMC7Fg">ASU postgame</a> Corvallis Gazette Times, OR - <nobr>Nov 2, 2008</nobr> However, a bad PI call gave the Utes another chance. The Beavers were careful this time and didn’t give the officials anything to think about. ... |
[edit] My Name Is Earl: "Little Bad Voodoo Brother" Review - IGN
1 November 2008, by
| <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/6i-0&fd=A&url=http://tv.ign.com/articles/926/926005p1.html&cid=0&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNF2Iga5zBeBNtQUjDDAPrudnJzuiA"><img src=http://news.google.com/news?imgefp=44rxFVokM4QJ&imgurl=tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/926/926005/mynameisearl-bigbadvoodoobrother_1225504076.jpg width=80 height=53 alt="" border=1> IGN</a> | <img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/6-0&fd=A&url=http://tv.ign.com/articles/926/926005p1.html&cid=0&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNF2Iga5zBeBNtQUjDDAPrudnJzuiA">My Name Is Earl: "Little Bad Voodoo Brother" Review</a> IGN, CA - <nobr>Oct 31, 2008</nobr> ... Magnum PI Halloween costume was genius, and Randy's clueless treatment of a handicapped "Little Bro" was hysterical. But aside from a few great jokes, ... |
[edit] This story of mental illness -- and recovery -- is still being told - Seattle Post Intelligencer
30 October 2008, by
| <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/4i-0&fd=A&url=http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/385547_stephanie30.html%3Fsource%3Dmypi&cid=1264432849&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNGZ8kCeR3onkKrLHZeGq1ekHqulTA"><img src=http://news.google.com/news?imgefp=209O-kmx7hcJ&imgurl=seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20081030/226stephanie_selfportraitNEW_10-30-2008_JU1QVVV.jpg width=80 height=55 alt="" border=1> Seattle Post Intelligencer</a> | <img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/4-0&fd=A&url=http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/385547_stephanie30.html%3Fsource%3Dmypi&cid=1264432849&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNGZ8kCeR3onkKrLHZeGq1ekHqulTA">This story of mental illness -- and recovery -- is still being told</a> Seattle Post Intelligencer - <nobr>Oct 30, 2008</nobr> Lane jokes, now, about her own mental illness, as part of her effort to ease taboos and help others view such disorders as medical conditions, ... |
[edit] There's no hurt in being a flirt, unless ... - Seattle Post Intelligencer
24 October 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/7-0&fd=A&url=http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/hax/384837_hax25.html&cid=1262253122&ei=u7wlScWFAYu-9gSRgr2xAQ&usg=AFQjCNFBkk2ry48GKDWDjnawqalTY3J4CQ">There's no hurt in being a flirt, unless ...</a> Seattle Post Intelligencer - <nobr>Oct 24, 2008</nobr> I think my personality is just like that: I laugh at people's jokes, when I meet someone new I ask questions and listen attentively, at any time of day I'm ... |
[edit] There aren’t enough pi jokes in my day, I’ve...
21 October 2008, by unknown There aren’t enough pi jokes in my day, I’ve decided.
[edit] This is why I'm anal about grammar
6 September 2008, by Because leaving out a simple comma can lead to this: me: man i'm so fucking tired Lucas: i think this is where our day began me: yeah Lucas: it's good to have resolution like this me: bring things full circle Lucas: mmmm pi now i'm hungry me: fuck me too Lucas: after the pie See that there? One little forgotten comma led to some pretty terrible innuendo. Which could have been avoided just by putting a comma after "fuck." (For the record, that's not a typo, that's a horrible geometry joke on
[edit] The last two days in Singapore
23 August 2008, by Pimping website: If you have any interest in Malaysian issues, you should know of The Nut Graph by now. It's not so much a news site, as one that sums up the important issues - regardless of whether they make headlines in newspapers. I didn't dare to hope it was true when I read their editorial policy, ...
[edit] Freebie Adventuring With Ben There, Dan That (Ben There, Dan That)
14 August 2008, by Indie developer Zombie Cow (they did the spoof deathmatch platformer Gibbage)- have released another 'tribute' game — this time a Windows Point 'n' Click adventure heavily inspired by classic Lucasarts SCUMM games like Monkey Island, Sam & Max Hit The Road and Day Of The Tentacle. Ben There, Dan ...
[edit] Math Jokes …
15 July 2008, by Math Jokes … Posted by Derek Thomas under Funny | Tags: demotivation, imaginary, irrational, jokes, math, no friends, pi | 1 Comment via GameSpot Forums July 15, 2008
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[edit] Omg, funniest similie quote :P
13 May 2008, by Well, i never do quotes but this one one ultra funny so i’ll make an excetion *drum role* Tom: I’m sweating like a peadafile in a nursery
[edit] Fluffy Links - Thursday April 17th 2007
17 April 2008, by You will never enjoy My Little Pony or Magnum PI after this, or maybe you will. Jazzy and Greeny on the Emergency Planning in Ireland booklets. Free John Gormley, Tibet can wait. Jazzy again, take the cars off drunk drivers. Why not! A facebook group giving out that the Irish Times is too big. ...
[edit] April Fools!
1 April 2008, by Instead of using April Fool's Day as an excuse to play juvenile tricks on you, I'm going to instead give you the complete history of the day. The result of my exhaustive research into the topic. In other words googling, watching some Youtube videos, and reading a Wikipedia article. Ok, I couldn't think of anything really good in time. Here's a couple excerpts from Wikipedia, which also includes a list of pranks daunting to the most dedicated of time wasters. It would be like work to read the who
[edit] Google Nessie
20 March 2008, by Tom Spring, writing for Computer World, describes many of the jokes and tricks hidden in Google's various websites and programs. One that I wasn't aware of is that Nessie regularly surfaces on iGoogle: set your alarm to 3:14 a.m. and your browser to the beach-themed iGoogle page. At precisely ...
[edit] Pi Day
7 March 2008, by Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Regardless of the size of the circle, pi is always the same irrational number: approximately 3.14. Twenty years ago, physicist Larry Shaw created a Pi Day celebration on March 14 at the Exploratorium Museum ...
[edit] 10/50, almost halfway through the allotted time period (Dec 1 to June 1)
19 February 2008, by BOOK #: 10 TITLE: JPod AUTHOR: Douglas Coupland GENRE: Modern Fiction? GRADE: A+ PAGES: 528 SUMMARY: A lethal joyride into today’s new breed of technogeeks, Coupland’s forthcoming novel updates Microserfs for the age of Google. Ethan Jarlewski and five co-workers whose names start with J are bureaucratically ...
[edit] Once Bitten, Twice Shy (Jaz Parks, Book One): Jennifer Rardin
23 January 2008, by 15202378.JPG Jaz Parks is pretty sure her unfailing ability to destroy public property and leave a trail of wrecked rental vehicles in her wake is going to get her fired when she gets called into her boss's office. She is therefore stunned speechless when she is given the assignment to partner up with ...
[edit] Books 6,7,8
21 January 2008, by My challenge is to read 50 books in 6 months - Dec 1 to June 1. I'm a little behind!! BOOK #: 6 TITLE: The Kite Runner AUTHOR: Khaled Hosseini GENRE: General Fiction GRADE: A++ PAGES: 496 SUMMARY: The Kite Runner is an unforgettable story of honour, courage and betrayal set in war-torn Afghanistan as ...
[edit] waiting for attention, I'm not - cut it to the left and I rock.
6 November 2007, by So, sectionals was an amazing time. "Your mom" jokes, Powerthirst references and impromptu renditions of the Portal Song abounded. The cake at the banquet actually was delicious and moist. My awesome striped fedora continued its promiscuous ways by ending up on practically everyone's head at ...
[edit] Read This: 'Filthy Shakespeare'
4 October 2007, by Seattle PI: Most modern readers will skim past Shakespeare's sexual jokes. This book translates his puns and double-entendres into modern language. Whew!
[edit] book sale!
8 September 2007, by I am getting rid of some books, perhaps some of you might be interested in them. The prices are negotiable, especially if you buy more than one. They're all in good, some in new, condition, but i'll tell you ahead of time if there are any minor damages. Here is the list: Paperbacks ($8) - One Hundred ...
[edit] e to the pi times i
7 June 2007, by I like math, but might not know as much about it as some real math nuts. I was reading the web comic XKCD, which has a lot of math jokes. I read this comic titled e to the pi times i (language warning) which says if you take e to the power of π times i or e^(π*i) gives you negative ...
[edit] What’s good for the Bancrofts is bad for the Journal
10 May 2007, by “Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson has announced an ambitious pilot program to radically reshape the welfare system in his state. If it works, it could give the word welfare back its original definition as a temporary helping hand, not a permanent way of life. Governor Thompson sounded a lot like Candidate ...
[edit] We're All Victims, Now
21 March 2007, by It's always a gas to watch right-wingers embrace the same victim mentality they've spent the last twenty years ridiculing. I happen to love the new show Andy Parker, PI. Mostly because I'm a huge fan of Andy Richter (IU grad!) and the show's co-creator, Conan O'Brien. So I was browsing online ...
[edit] Human if an article, link led you.
22 January 2007, by The reason why the Mormon Church (Church of Letter-Day Saints) are so feverishly intent on baptizing the dead and converting your ancestors to their religion is that they are preparing for the Resurrection, when the AI finally figures out how to bring back the energy signatures of all people who have ...
[edit] Interview: Matt Pond PA
23 November 2006, by Matt Pond PA is often categorized as “Chamber Pop,” especially heavy on the chamber. It appeared the band tried to dispel this notion with their sanguine, peppier 2005 release, Several Arrows Later. With comparisons to bands and artists like Belle & Sebastian, Arcade Fire, the late Elliot Smith, ...
[edit] Engineering Conversion Tables
20 November 2006, by I don't know the source of this, but some were clever enough to repeat: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup Won Ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement 1 bananosecond Weight an ...
[edit] Converting Pi to binary: DON'T DO IT [rec.humor.funny]
15 November 2006, by nata2
[edit] Seattlest Interviews an Anti-Lap-Dance Stripper
9 November 2006, by do-not-touch.gif Monday, after posting our pro-lap dance response to Susan Paynter's PI column, we received an email from an anonymous local stripper: I just read your defense of your right to make women touch you sexually for pay and was wondering: 1. How does intimate sexual touching for ...
[edit] Episode 2 - Queens for a Day
10 October 2006, by From the sound of the episode title, this is going to feature Betty’s little nephew. After being caught up on the basics of last week (Betty’s ugly according to no one that can see, she works for a guy who’s supposed to be shallow but is cute enough for me to forgive him (and plus, he’s the boss’ son), ...
[edit] goodbyepi.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)
5 July 2005, by orang55 alan's pi song -- remastered and orchestral
[edit] pi day
14 March 2005, by Joachim Verhagen To celebrate it here are some pi jokes: With the method of Buffon the value of Pi can be calculated by throwing needles (length l) on a parquet floor with where the planks have a width of b. The probability that a needle crosses two ...
[edit] Art Blog of Andy Maluche
12 February 2005, by dickstock
