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[edit] Enough for seconds - Hattiesburg American
20 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/2-0&fd=A&url=http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/article/20081120/LIFESTYLE/811200309&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNHAaA4PQR83z5rO3lSxSgBRdXVoTw">Enough for seconds</a> Hattiesburg American, MS - <nobr>4 hours ago</nobr> Add 1 large quartered onion, 1 bunch parsley stems, 2 ribs sliced celery, 2 large carrots cut into chunks and 8 cups less-sodium, fat-free chicken broth. ... |
[edit] Rachael Ray keeps cookin' - MiamiHerald.com
20 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/3-0&fd=A&url=http://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/people/story/779576.html&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNEC_iqKYRkqvJW_c9bga8nIzrJg_g">Rachael Ray keeps cookin'</a> MiamiHerald.com, FL - <nobr>9 hours ago</nobr> Apple, celery, and onion stuffing, same gravy, same cranberries because we love it. I mean that's what Thanksgiving is. It should be tradition, ... |
[edit] YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A ‘Good’ Video
20 November 2008, by The Onion News Network brings the exclusive news of an exciting Youtube contest that will award $100,000.00 to the winner. Details below. Tags: Funny, how to make a youtube video, Parody, Satire, The Onion, the onion news network, youtube contest, youtube videos
[edit] CQ Politics | Politics (Un)Seriously - Panel Debates Whether US ...
19 November 2008, by unknown See what Onion News Network panelists have to say and leave your own thoughts on this radical suggestion in the comments section. In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? Categories: The Onion ...
[edit] Survivor Panel: Gabon, episode 9 - National Post
19 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/9-0&fd=A&url=http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2008/11/19/survivor-panel-gabon-episode-9.aspx&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNHdOk7RI1as-yn4LDjoBALymogmnQ">Survivor Panel: Gabon, episode 9</a> National Post, Canada - <nobr>19 hours ago</nobr> In other Survivor developments, I guess the onion alliance is on its last legs (stems? layers?). So who to root for? I’m putting all of my money on Sugar, ... |
[edit] The Money Hole
19 November 2008, by Should the government stop dumping money into The Money Hole?
[edit] Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Tu ...
19 November 2008, by unknown news network. socially conscious news and video shared and rated by the community. my news · submit story; what is C2NN? ... Duplicate Bad Link Old News/Not News Spam Pornography ...
[edit] Food Network Videos: Holiday how-tos - Lancaster Eagle Gazette
19 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/1-0&fd=A&url=http://www.centralohio.com/article/99999999/LIFESTYLE/81117010%26theme%3Dfdnetwork%26template%3Dtheme&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNFIAkWF9_ERu86RyocjZlpXb2AtCg">Food Network Videos: Holiday how-tos</a> Lancaster Eagle Gazette, OH - <nobr>Nov 19, 2008</nobr> Here, he shows you how to slice and dice an onion. More Food Network Iron Chef Michael Symon — host of "Dinner: Impossible" and Cleveland native ... |
[edit] When I teach economics or recent history, this will be on the syllabus.
19 November 2008, by In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
[edit] First off, make a game plan. - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
19 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/8-0&fd=A&url=http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/living/fooddrink/s_599029.html&cid=1272122600&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNGkuJO5k8RAQikoiDC29IIJHVHgdQ">First off, make a game plan.</a> Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, PA - <nobr>Nov 18, 2008</nobr> Just make sure to label the bags so you know which celery-onion mixture goes in the stuffing and which is included in the salad. Plan which serving platters ... |
[edit] America's Money Hole
19 November 2008, by In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
[edit] attractive girls union still in talks
18 November 2008, by Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman Hmmm...I was not aware of this Attractive Girls Union. This greatly displeases me. Content Warning: F-bomb dropped at the end.
[edit] 3D Animator (freelance) (SoHo)
18 November 2008, by The Onion News Network seeks freelance 3-D animators with experience modeling, animating and compositing robots. All varieties of robot experience accepted, but please provide a reel. Animators using Maxon Cinema 4D preferred. Please send resume and reel to webvideo@theonion.com. ...
[edit] Hulu - Onion News Network: Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter ...
18 November 2008, by unknown Video description: At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
[edit] MilkandCookies - The Onion: Attractive Girls Union Refuses to Talk ...
18 November 2008, by unknown At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight. Tags: The Onion , Onion News Network , Video Clips. Nov 18, 2008 11:11 AM ...
[edit] After Effects/Motion Graphics Intern (SoHo)
18 November 2008, by Post-Production (Graphics) Intern The Onion News Network is currently seeking motion-graphics interns for the Spring semester: January - May, 2009. We will be holding interviews during this week. Requirements - Must have at least 1 year of Adobe Photoshop and After Effects ...
[edit] After Effects/Graphics Intern - The Onion News Network - Manhattan, NY
18 November 2008, by Production (Graphics) Intern The Onion News Network is currently seeking motion-graphics interns for the... Effects project setup and graphics formatting - Photo... From Mandy.com - save job, email, more...
[edit] Attractive Girls Union
17 November 2008, by Onion News Network: The Attractive Girls Union.
[edit] With New Administration, Comedians Shift Gears
16 November 2008, by With a new president and a new Congress come new opportunities for comedy. Will Graham and Carol Kolb of The Onion News Network talk to host Andrea Seabrook about the challenges of making fun of the new administration. » E-Mail This » Add to Del.icio.us
[edit] Onion News Network Satirizes the Bailouts | The Beacon
16 November 2008, by unknown The Onion News Network has recently and incisively parodied the utter foolishness of the escalating campaigns for monstrous, federal government bailouts. In.
[edit] Anyone can make video film, right? Why do we need professionals?
15 November 2008, by 15 November 2008 — Nalaka Gunawardene Anyone can cook, right? I really enjoyed the Disney/Pixar film Ratatouille (2007), which won the year’s best animated feature film Oscar award and deserved it. Here’s the plot summary from IMDB: Remy is a young rat in the French countryside who arrives in Paris, only to find out that his cooking idol is dead. When he makes an unusual alliance with a restaurant’s new garbage boy, the culinary and personal adventures begin despite Remy’s family’s skepticism
[edit] Interesting-looking Actors w/ Facial Scars, Missing Limbs Wanted (SoHo)
14 November 2008, by The Onion News Network is looking for unique actors who have interesting facial scars/birthmarks or missing limbs to audition for our new future news show. We are encouraging anyone who fits the description above (even if you have no previous acting experience) to ...
[edit] Sanity Break: The Pros and Cons of Government Waste
14 November 2008, by Correspondents for the Onion News Network"s program "In The Know" discuss the upsides and the downsides of the government dumping most of our money into a giant bottomless pit and putting the rest of it in a huge pile and setting it on fire:
[edit] The Onion spoofs YouTube contest, Disney stars - Newsday
13 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/0-0&fd=A&url=http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-petrock-onion1113,0,1975468.storylink&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNGdKcx1gB9LV48FXwyVPQgVDDdz9Q">The Onion spoofs YouTube contest, Disney stars</a> Newsday, NY - <nobr>Nov 13, 2008</nobr> Case in point, two recent videos on Onion News Network highlighting pop culture mainstays YouTube and the Disney Channel tween stars, posted below. ... |
[edit] In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
13 November 2008, by A bit of economic satire from The Onion News Network.In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?Tags: In The Know, Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?, Onion News Network, satire, humor, economics, economyLabels: economics, humor
[edit] Teleprompter Operator (SoHo)
12 November 2008, by The Onion News Network is looking for a Teleprompter operator who can provide their own equipment. Specifically we are looking for someone to provide a laptop with software and teleprompters so two actors can be filmed at once. The applicant must be available from December ...
[edit] Election analysis-5: The Obama as Marxist-Socialist gambit
12 November 2008, by The next lurch in the McCain campaign message came with Joe the plumber and the 'spreading the wealth' issue. The progressive tax code advocated by Obama has been long standing policy in the US, but abruptly became transformed into a symbol of socialism. Suddenly Obama became a Marxist, the one who ...
[edit] Hulu - Onion News Network: YouTube Contest Challenges Users To ...
11 November 2008, by unknown Video description: YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.
[edit] Youtube Challenges Users To Create “Actually Watchable” Video
11 November 2008, by The latest Onion News Network installment involves a brilliant yet wildly improbable Youtube contest in which users are challenged to create a video that actually isn’t terrible. As usual, The Onion presents the story with embarrassing accuracy, but as for the idea of “Good Youtube Videos,” well, of course there’s the one exception that proves the rule. (Gorillamask) Tags: Entertainment, Videos, Onion News Network, Youtube
[edit] Video: cosa faranno ora i volontari pro-Obama? Ecco la risposta della Onion News Network
11 November 2008, by Ora che Obama ha vinto cosa faranno i suoi supporter? Avranno un sacco di tempo libero e si renderanno conto di quanto siano vuote le loro vite! Questa la risposta - unita al solito video capolavoro, dopo quello con Obama troppo gentile con McCain - della Onion News Network. Se afferrate i dialoghi fa rotolare dal ridere. In sintesi i volunteers si sarebbero trasformati in zombie alla Romero, dopo la vittoria del loro idolo. Via | Onion News Network
[edit] YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
11 November 2008, by From The Onion News Network.YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' VideoTags: YouTube, Contest, Challenge, Make A 'Good' Video, humor, satire, Onion News NetworkLabels: humor, YouTube
[edit] The Onion Is Good At Stuff
10 November 2008, by The Onion News Network made a very funny video in reaction to Obama winning the election. I am in it, albeit insanely briefly. Enjoy! Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
[edit] quirky news for a sunday afternoon.
9 November 2008, by Jump to Comments I’m on a blogging rampage. Here’s the weird stuff I’ve found on Al Gore’s invention today… Let’s talk about squirrels. Rats with fluffy tails. True story: I was once attacked my squirrels by the Vietnam Memorial in DC. They wanted our snack foods and opened our backpacks. It was terrifying. Anyway, the science wonder children at UC Davis have found the solution to their squirrel overpopulation problem– birth control for squirrels. It’s true.“This new birth control method
[edit] Onion News Network
8 November 2008, by Дошедшая до нас за пять лет комедия "The Onion Movie», похоже, понравилась ...
[edit] Weekend Vid Picks: Just One Last Post About Election Comedy, We Promise
8 November 2008, by So, um, I guess some people were saying that that election-themed videos would, starting Wednesday, literally be yesterday’s news. Man, how stupid were those people? Right? Right? But to my credit, the tone of discourse has changed with the conclusion of the campaign. College Humor released one of their typically well-produced satires on Tuesday, a hedging-their-bets guess at what happens If The Other Party Wins. It’s a pretty vicious parody of both sides of the political spectrum, and not at
[edit] Onion: Obama Won.. Now What??
7 November 2008, by So you've spent the past 2 years wandering around mumbling "Obama" and annoying anyone who would listen to you rant about Barack and Hope. But now that he's won, life is empty.. Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
[edit] HILARIOUS! FOR MCCAIN VOTERS IN SEARCH OF A GOOD LAUGH AFTER TUESDAY’S ELECTION
6 November 2008, by Jump to Comments Remember when Saturday Night Live, the Daily Show, and Bill Maher were funny all the time AND were bi-partisan as well? Remember when both parties were skewered equally? Remember when the so called Fourth Estate actually reported the news instead of trying to interject itself into the news stories? I’m so sick and tired of hearing how reporters feel. Yuk! Can you guys stopped being so self-obsessed and try reporting the news? Well, all is not lost. I tripped over this site t
[edit] Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!
5 November 2008, by Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet! Tags: ballots, Barack Obama, Conservatives, conspiracy, Democrats, disenfranchised voters, disenfranchisement, first machine president, Funny, GOP, hacking democracy, historic election, John McCain, Liberals, presidential election 2008, republicans, Sarah Palin, Satire, skynet, The Onion, the onion news network, voter fraud, voters, voting, voting machines
[edit] Satire? - Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
4 November 2008, by Fake news that isn't too far from the truth from The Onion News Network.Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As PresidentTags: Satire, Voting Machines, Elect One Of Their Own, President, Onion News Network, humor, Politics, technologyLabels: humor, Politics, technology
[edit] ONN breaks the news of a third party candidate! ;-)
4 November 2008, by ONN breaks the news of a third party candidate! ;-)
[edit] Electronic Voting Machine Wins Election
4 November 2008, by From the fine folks at the Onion News Network:
[edit] Websites I Frequent (and content for all!)
4 November 2008, by I thought I’d make a little post of the content that I consume online. Here it is! Webcomics Abstruse Goose (RSS feed) Ctr+Alt+Del (RSS feed) XKCD (RSS feed) Online-Only Video Buzz Report (RSS feed) Cube News (RSS feed) Epic FU (RSS Feed) Geek Brief (RSS feed) Loading Ready Run (RSS feed) The Onion News Network (RSS feed) Scam School (RSS feed) Systm (RSS feed) Tekzilla (RSS feed) TrueNuff TV! (RSS feed) Uncle Jay Explains the News (RSS feed) Commercial Video Family
[edit] Hulu - Onion News Network: Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of ...
4 November 2008, by unknown Video description: Rescue crews have been working day and night to free the former first lady, who has been unable to extricate herself from the sand.
[edit] The Onion plans wall-to-wall satire for election - The Associated Press
3 November 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/4-0&fd=A&url=http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ihFlEsJHoF3xUd6LnH13FfKEoB4QD9478CKG2&cid=1266151774&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNEFZMJcr2M3feyiytowIyvw9LnSAA">The Onion plans wall-to-wall satire for election</a> The Associated Press - <nobr>Nov 2, 2008</nobr> And last year, the Onion launched the Onion News Network, a parody of a 24-hour TV news network, perhaps the Onion's most costly startup with a staff now of ... |
[edit] UK: Telegraph now plays Onion videos - editorsweblog.org
28 October 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/7-0&fd=A&url=http://www.editorsweblog.org/multimedia/2008/10/uk_telegraph_and_onion_enter_partnership.php&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNHWiO0V-7mtW20ww55bsI3Ue3Epqw">UK: Telegraph now plays Onion videos</a> editorsweblog.org - <nobr>Oct 28, 2008</nobr> The Telegraph Media Group and the US satire website, The Onion News Network have entered into a partnership which will allow Onion videos to be played on ... |
[edit] MoveOn's new customizable viral video, ready to send to your ... - Kansas City Star
28 October 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/6-0&fd=A&url=http://blogs.kansascity.com/tvbarn/2008/10/moveons-new-cus.html&cid=1263709370&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNHkcRf-LmMH4xUhjLTTc580zN1KIA">MoveOn's new customizable viral video, ready to send to your ...</a> Kansas City Star, MO - <nobr>Oct 28, 2008</nobr> It merges the personalized video Flash thingy that JibJab popularized with the edgy faux-news approach of Onion News Network ... and its sole intent is to ... |
[edit] Moe: Onion milestone no joke to CEO - Wisconsin State Journal
24 October 2008, by
<img alt="" height="1" width="1"> <a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&ct=us/5-0&fd=A&url=http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/column/moe/311159&cid=0&ei=JZslSbmNApqO9QSfvNC2AQ&usg=AFQjCNFsHdZ8PrHpzOjdNfEVvLfAlDY47w">Moe: Onion milestone no joke to CEO</a> Wisconsin State Journal, WI - <nobr>Oct 24, 2008</nobr> There is no time for cake and candles, not with the Onion News Network (ONN) -- an online video series -- exploding in popularity and Decider, ... |
[edit] Hulu - Onion News Network: Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like ...
24 October 2008, by unknown Video description: Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.
[edit] Hulu - Onion News Network: Breeders’ Cup Challenge To Feature ...
21 October 2008, by unknown Video description: As controversy swirls around thoroughbred Ship's Captain, the horse's trainer says people should focus on the horse's abilities, not its sexuality.
[edit] Hulu - Onion News Network: John McCain Accidentally Left On ...
20 October 2008, by unknown Video description: Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.
